The meowbox Ultimate Top Ten Cat Shaming List
Published almost 10 years ago by Olivia Canlas
We all love our cats dearly, but sometimes those little devils deserve some good old-fashioned cat shaming. The only problem is, they feel no shame.
10. @pupdrea: “I watched a raccoon eat my food & I DID NOTHING”
9. @beccaloo: “I chew on wires to punish the humans for lack of attention (10 hours minimum!). I’ve costed them at least 5 cellphone chargers, 2 MacBook chargers, and 3 headphone/earbuds. Oh, and an x-ray/vet visit bill… mission accomplished!”
8. @skylerandsabrina: “I haven’t allowed my mom to use the bathroom alone in over THREE YEARS!”
7. @jenlynn89: “I like to catch lizards on the porch then put them under my mom’s bed. I love her so much.”
6. @soba_cat: “Mommy’s been growing her bamboo for 2 years now, so I thought it would make her happy if I chewed off ALL its leaves! I’m the best!”
5. @emilynhr: “When I accidentally shut myself in a room, I rip up the carpet under the door trying to dig an escape tunnel.”
4. @meowing_mickey: “When my owners go to sleep I go to the living room and sink my claws into those big scratch posts called speakers.”
3. @nicolaucat: “I eat too fast, then I throw up.”
“I eat his puke.”
2. @mrshadow_: “I go into the garage at night. Bunnies go in there. I kill them. I drag their bodies away. Mommy doesn’t know. Sshh…
1. @valentino_the_mischievous: “When a bug lands on the window I get so excited, I forget there’s a window separating us and I ram my head into it. I did it so hard I cracked the glass and daddy has to pay to get it fixed. Mommy says I don’t have many brain cells left. Whatever that means…“